i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
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What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
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remember when we found out Neville Longbottom had bigger balls than anyone else in the HP series
remember how Dumbledore told us this in the very first book, but no one believed him
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